Peanut butter and automobile sandwiches?

By Jim McCabe on August 22 at 1:01pm

I'm not sure, but I think it was Assistant News Director Ryne Turke.

It’s not often you see the words “peanut butter” in the police blotter, but last night was an exception in Jacksonville.

Jacksonville Police reports indicate someone reported smeared peanut butter on a vehicle in the 500 block of Jordan at around 8:45.

The peanut butter bandits struck again, smearing it on a car in the 500 block of North Fayette 45 minutes later, then on another vehicle in the 500 block of Reid Street at around 11:15 p.m.

No word if the peanut butter was crunchy or smooth.